Your Mom jokes jokes

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!

(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*

(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*

At this moment, he knew he fucked up.

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.

What joke could orphan's never understand?

Your Mom jokes.

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

Your mom is a mom!

Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.

Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.

I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.

What do you call a mom that is yours?

Your mom!

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

I like to make your mom jokes.

Because they're easy like your mom.

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

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