Your Mom jokes jokes

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Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

What joke could orphan's never understand?

Your Mom jokes.

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.

I like to make your mom jokes.

Because they're easy like your mom.

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.

My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!

Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.

Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.