Ogre jokes

Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

*Shrek* Bend ogre.

What do Shrek and onions have in common?

*LAYERS*

So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"

Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.

What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”

Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

What's green and furry?

Fiona from Shrek.

(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)

If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!

Oliver

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!