Ogre

Ogre jokes

Roast

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Ugliness

So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre πŸ‘Ή!"

Memes

Shrek

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

Ass

Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"

Memes

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SHREK

Written by

William Steig & Ted Elliott

SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more