Ogre jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "Iβm the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre πΉ!"
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
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Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What did Shrek say to the princess? βI love walls!β
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
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SHREK
Written by
William Steig & Ted Elliott
SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. β¦ Read more