Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat"
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON
Slade must be WiFi... because i’m not feeling a CONNECTION
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble... but that would be an insult to MARBLES
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID... but it REALLY works
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an APOLOGY
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN’S JOKES are the disease
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the TRACK LIST
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, HEAT IT UP, fam"
Wanna play dolls? I can be Ken and you can be the box i come in
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne"
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week
I’m really good at algebra, I can replace your X without even asking Y