Shopping Bag jokes
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."