Ur mama so fat she sinked the hms ship
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking..
Abandon ship!
why do they put barcodes on the ships in norway why? so when they come into port they can scan-de-navian
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable even god himself couldn’t destroy it God: Ok bet where’s my icebergs?
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat ass brother
the titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the titanic ship cost $400 million to construct. Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Luisa: the ship doesn't swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is
Captain of the titanic: wait what did you say
3 minutes later
Why didn't I listen to the strong one
Iran: we can beat the USA
Japan: YOU DO REALIZE WE BEAT HIM IN BATTLE SHIP AND HE DROPPED THE SUN ON US
Iran: So?
Japan: TWICE
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story.
Your mamma's so fat the aliens call her their mother ship
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says "what the hell is that?". The pirate said "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!".
others, tearfully: stop shipping real people!! me, packing an old lady in a fedex box: nope!
why cat orphans watch sci fi movies?
because they wont understand what the mother ship is
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.
The titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship and they never crashed into an iceberg, he just shat off the front of the ship
how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter
