Shelves jokes
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Community talk
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasn’t just an occasional squeak or puff—it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.
It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc… Read more