Shelves jokes

I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah, that's the one!"

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.

I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.