Newest Shape Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Why was the rapper always in shape?

Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT

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Polymer balls that are invisible in water
IMAGINE PUTTING LIKE 10 IN SOMEONE'S BATH AND THEY
GET IN THEY JUST START FREAKING OUT BECAUSE
THERES SOMETHING TOUCHING ME BUT THERES NOTHING
IN THE FUCKING WATER WHAT THE FUCK OMFG
you're not thinking big enough
make them in the shape of people with huge long fingers and hide
one in every swimming pool in America
please calm down satan

The shape shifter staring at my key hole,
as he prepares to charge In at the door at
full attack, and as I desperately try to
prepare and hide and hope that he does.
not see me.
108.237.328.23
MISSISSIPPI DECEMBER 21, 2036
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what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes

openheimer

Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.

In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.

Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.

Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.

Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.

Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.

But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.

Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.

So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts

Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week? Everyone was furious but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”

Who knew

The Egyptian pyramids
are pyramid-shaped structures in Egypt.
mostly built in conde

my brother

WHEN YOU WANNA
GET IN SHAPE FOR THE SUMMER
BUT LIFE IS HARD

egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, mf look like a damn balloon. call me kobe cause im finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo parents. mr clean, bootleg saitama lookin ass mfer. no hair? :(

Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon

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Girlfriend
Can be pretty but not
always
Knows how to do a
makeup
Can break your heart
Will choose a bad boy Will always distinguish
good and evil
Will force you to choose
between her and your
friend
Keetongu
Beautiful, symetric
shape will always be
pleasant to eye
Weak fighter, has to be
protected
Knows every kind of
poison
Will always protect you
with his absorbing
shield
Will help you save your
friend
Can crush Sidorak
with his bare hands

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it’s intersected by a plane.

On everything i did all this

ADMIT IT
You've done one of these:
1) Walked into a room,
forgot what you needed,
walked out, and then remembered.
2)when you were younger,
drew the sun in
the corner of the paper
3)When you Were little,
thought the shape of a
real heart was actually
4)Closed the fridge door
really slow, just to see
when the lights went off.
5)Tried to balance the
light, between the ON & OFF

boy hairline is always in the back of his head and it shape like the check mark

i got a bowl of a rice that ur formed like and icecube

I'M GONNA FINALLY PUT A STOP TO THE FUCKING DRAMA. I saw people bullying other people for years, Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake JUST DO JOKES! PLEASE! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! JUST MAKE JOKES PEOPLE! That is why it’s called “Worst JOKES ever” not “Bully people FOREVER” SO SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET TO JOKING! JESUS! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread HATE AND FOOLISHNESS FROM PEOPLE WHO DON’T EVEN KNOW BETTER THINGS TO DO BUT TO HATE ON STUPID STRANGERS FROM DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE FUCKING WORLD!!! “Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please. Stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.