Sexual humor memes

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!

What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'

'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'