Set jokes

Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'

My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.

What did Rengoku say to his class?

"Set your school ablaze!"

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.

Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.

Haway Five O.

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?

"Restore factory settings."

What is the difference between a microwave and a basket?

The microwave oven does not explode within the set time.

The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.

The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.

In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.

One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.

As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.

Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?

Why not?

Too old.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?

You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"

Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!

Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.