Depression

Sadly me

Hey everyone im back bc im sinking back towards depression bc my sister is rly being a bitch and my parents always side with her and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming and im seriously considering hanging myself to end it all bc the pain is just… terrible and i feel like im not worth life

Orange

Pear from Annoying Orange

SERIOUSLY WHO WANTS FUCKING ANNOYING ORANGE AS PRESIDENT

Fat

dev same as devyboy

(Don’t take this seriously just funny): Yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her a yell “Hey Yo Taxi!!!”

Personal

Anonymous

I am the least serious person ever but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)

Get some fucking respect you silly tramp

Wife

Songoo

Wife is texting husband- Honey if I give you 300 dollars will you stop being blind? husband-seilghsielguG Wife- seriously David Husband-fuweyadb

Movie

irdk

Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!

Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.

Wrong

Anonymous

Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke abt, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This I sick!

Difference

Anonymous

HEY THE BIGGEST DISTRACTION WILL NEVER BE MY TATTOOS IN THIS FACILITY IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING BUT IN ALL SERIOUSLY WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST FRAT PARTY TAKING PLACE NEAR THE OCEAN I AM MOST LIKELY GOING TELL MY FAMILY THIS OR MAYBE NOT DEPENDING WHAT GOING DOWN I AM VERY ADAPTIVE YHREW DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES

Sister

Anonymous

So one time I was looking up the definition of accident because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me, and points at the word and says, “That’s you!”(meaning that I was an accident) A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you. But we still love you with everything we’ve got.”

My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?

Mountain

Daniel King

Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?

Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂

Mountain

Daniel King

Why don’t mountains 🏔 take things serious?

Because they’re hill areas.

Man

None of your buissnes

An unfortunate accident happend at the nestlè factory,a man nammed joe was seriously injourd because a box of choclates fell on him. Every time he said “The choclates are on me!” every one cheerid.

Thank you for reading if you use this on another catagory please give me credit by saying my name at the end. P.s my name is None of your buissnes. Seriously.

Man

Anonymous

Yo man, stand up

short person stands

No, seriously man, stand up

Mountain

Daniel King

Why are mountains 🏔 never serious?

Because they’re hill areas.

Jail

answer fast

Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he’s so worried we’re going to jail. I’m not. I’m fine. Please reply fast.

People

Anonymous

People need to stop taking life so seriously, after all, no one gets out alive!

Sadness

Retoad

Why hasn’t my dad come back? No seriously I’m not joking

Monkey

HAHAHAHAHAHA

If your reading this right now Then the jokes on you Because I’m right behind ya Mothafucka!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m laughing because you look like a monkey

No Seriously

I’m right behind ya

Sun

Anonymous

Why didnt the sun get a job, seriously I have no idea why help me

People

commit slip'n'slide

People: stop joking about such serious issues! me: kill yourself

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