Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Serial Killer Jokes
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
