Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
