Sensory perception jokes
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
The happier they get, the less they see.
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.