Sensory perception jokes
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.