Sensory perception jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?

She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?

The dog lead went slack.

What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"

About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...

He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?

What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?

"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."

The happier they get, the less they see.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

If we can't see air, can fish see water?