Sensory perception jokes

What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?

"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."

Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?

She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.

What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"

About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...

He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?

The dog lead went slack.