Selves jokes

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?

To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.

Mom: Witherspoon.

Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!

Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?

Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?

Because they're home alone themselves!

I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.

Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(

How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(

How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*