Selfie jokes

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?

A self-me.

What do you call an orphan family photo?

A selfie.

Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?

A selfie.

What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?

A selfie.

Why was the turtle looking at her phone?

She wanted to take a shellfie.

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?

A selfie.

What does an orphan call a family photo?

A selfie.

What type of pictures do orphans take?

Selfies.

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

What do you call an orphan family photo?

A selfi.