Selfie jokes
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
