Selfie jokes

I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"

Orphan

What type of pictures do orphans take?

Selfies.

Orphan

What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.

Orphan

5 years ago

What does an orphan call a family photo?

A selfie.

Memes

Face Rev

Face rev

A selfie of a girl with a dog filter over her face. She has brown hair, is pouting, and the filter adds dog ears and a dog nose. Her dark long hair frames her face.

Selfie memes

Orphan

6 years ago

There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.

Orphan

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?

A self-me.

Camera

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

Orphan

What’s a selfie of an orphan called?

Family picture.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Plane

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan selfie?

A family photo.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

Memes

Photo

1 year ago

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel shows a man in a spacesuit with a space helmet in hand, standing in front of a moon background. Above him, it says 'Went to the moon.' Below him it says 'Took 5 photos'. The right panel shows a woman in a light dress taking a selfie in a bathroom. Above her it says 'Went to the bathroom'. Below her, it says 'Took 105 photos'.

Face

Faceee rev rate me out of 10

A selfie of a young person with a black hoodie with the text "ST. AMANT GATORS" and a gator icon. The person has their fingers forming a peace sign. The person's face is front and center, with a slightly puckered lip expression.

Energy

1 year ago

A vertical meme layout with three sections. The top section contains text. The middle section shows a picture of a serious-looking Black man holding a white cup. The bottom section contains two comments. The top text reads: "Man legally changes name to 'Big Dick' so that 'these niggas will keep my name out they mouth'". The first comment reads: "He taken a selfie with a security cam?". The second comment reads: "The energy surrounding this man is mythically powerful. Truly he is one we must fear."

Camera

Your not actually cute so shhhhh

A close up image of a raccoon with a soft, blurred background. The text reads, "When you accidentally turn on the front facing camera but it's okay because you're cute."

Cat

LeT iT gOoOo

The image shows a four-panel comic. In the first panel, a young Anna asks “Do you wanna build a sno--” In the second panel, Grumpy Cat replies “NO!” In the third panel, a young Anna sadly says “Ok, bye”. The fourth panel is a four-part sequence of Elsa. First, Elsa says “Let me”. Second, she says “But first”. Third, she says “Take a”. Fourth, she is taking a selfie and captions it “Selfie”.

Portrait

That me

A young woman with a slightly downturned mouth and a sad expression looks directly at the camera. She has dark hair, is wearing a dark hoodie with a large print on it, and is wearing headphones. The background is a classroom setting with pictures on the wall. A picture of a family is visible.

Selfie memes

Community

applee

HIIII CLIMBED UP MY FRIENDS ROOF AND TOOK SELFIES LOL

ZEPHYR