How do you know you’re ugly? If you always get handed the camera for group photos.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Yo mama so fat, that when she took a selfie, she needed 2 phones
I photo bombed someones selfie and then they yelled "Why would you do that i was trying to take a family photo!"
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
What is the orphans version to a family portrait
A selfie
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
What do you call a orphan taking a selfie A family portrait........ You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents
Wait..........
What would an orphan call a family picture, a self ie
wanna see a joke open the front facing camera
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
