When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you then they wake you up and say let’s team up like wtf
i see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational
IN THE MORNING AT 6:30 AM
Teacher : who fought in the world war I ME : Trump & Biden Teacher: Oh ok ..... well good job class see you tomorrow and study your books
AFTER SCHOOL
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing ''She looks at her clock'' Teacher : And now I am sewed
Hi guys I'm back and YES two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy! So The prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, die, and a toothbrush that is not your's >:) So you are going to put the die in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say "here. I got your toothbrush ready for you" Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they can not hit you once they taste it. Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry Prankster if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys and here is that joke I told you about :)
Yo mama is so fat when she got in the car the wheels popped. So I know this was not the best joke and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fan's.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Q:What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A:See you on the flip side.
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up and I'll see you on Monday
I always press the stop button to see you
are you a red light because i stop every time i see you
kid: Dad wear do u work dad: I.C.U.P kid:HAHAHAH!!!! SEE YOU PEE
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
Me:Help I'm stuck in a trap Friend:What kind? Me:It's called life, yeah I've been trying to get out of it for 6 years now, it just won't let me go. Friend:That's not funny.. Me:Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to. Friend:I'm calling your mom. Me:She knows. Friend:Whats she doing to help, then? Me:She's supposed to help? Friend:Have you told your dad? Me:I will when he comes back. Friend:Where is he? Me:I don't know he's been gone for 15 years. Friend:.... Me:What? Friend:Why? Me:Why what? Friend:Why would you joke like that? Me:I was joking.. Friend:I know. Me:Oh. I didn't know. Friend:... Me:Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow..Maybe..
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog? Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
Roses are red violets are blue when I see you I play with my poo
me and my friend roasting each other, friend: you look like a baboon, me: stop talkin you look likea gorilla so i might call animal control on you and ill be seeing you at the zoo!
Sister: (moaning) go get mom, she'd love this Me: but Billy's with her right now Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM Dad: hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment..
See you later crocodile In a while pedophile
Friend texting fat boy:I know your on the groupchat I can see you looking at my texts . Me: I can only see fat
So a girl says to her ex I can't get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we've the girl replies I see you in everything like when I'm walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
A blind man walked into me at a store i said "watch it bitch" and he said "sorry i didn't see you there."
