Seafood Restaurant jokes

I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...

... And pulled a mussel.

When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.

Did you get seafood without me?

Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?

Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.

When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:

Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.

What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?

Um...I don't know what?

She slipped on a mussel!