Seafood Restaurant jokes
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.