Seafood Restaurant jokes

Mussel

I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...

... And pulled a mussel.

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?

Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.

Seafood

Girlfriend

When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.

Did you get seafood without me?

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  • Girlfriend

    Lesbian

    When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:

    Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.

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  • Mussel

    What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?

    Um...I don't know what?

    She slipped on a mussel!

    Piranha

    Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

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