Seafood Restaurant jokes

I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...

... And pulled a mussel.

Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?

Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.

When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.

Did you get seafood without me?

When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:

Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.

What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?

Um...I don't know what?

She slipped on a mussel!

What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea.

Why can't blind people eat fish?

Because it's sea food.

What does a cannibal call people in water?

Sea food.

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.