Seafood Restaurant jokes

When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:

Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.

When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.

Did you get seafood without me?

Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?

Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.

I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...

... And pulled a mussel.

What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?

Um...I don't know what?

She slipped on a mussel!