Scripture jokes

Christian

I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?

Memes

Man

Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.

Stereotype

I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

Jew

I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

Community

Ephesians 4:31-32

Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice. Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you.