Scripture jokes

I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?

I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.

—Romans 8:15-16

We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.

What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?

Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.

Does it cycle now?

What happens at the orphanage be like:

The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”

Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.

Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3