Scripture jokes

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?

Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.

I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.