paper
Sometimes I wish u could use my school scissors on my heart
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
edward scissor hands: why is it that every time i touch someone they get ofended? kids: cause your a physco path
Instead of Edward scissor hands I’m Edwardscissor wrists
Cut
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
why did England beat Germany in world war two scissors beats paper
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps.on a cockroach. They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
a cop pulled me over and shouted papers. i shouted scissors and drove off.
paper.
aww c'mon! i thought my joke made the Cut!
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on
Rock paper lesbians.
Do you want to hear a joke about Paper? Never mind its Tear-able
You know those paper families you cut out? Well I put one of those in an orphanage.
Children should never run with scissors and lesbians should never scissor with the runs
