Scissors

Scissors jokes

A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.

They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.

A cop pulled me over and shouted, "Papers!" I shouted, "Scissors!" and drove off.

My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.

Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!

Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.

You know those paper families you cut out?

Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

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