what do you call bald science teacher
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Steven Hawkings had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to pc world for repairs.
Why was Stephen hawking late to the NASA meeting He couldn't get up the kerb
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon...
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled to far from the outlet.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Apparently Steven Hawkins was a stand up kind of guy
There's a new horror movie about Steven Hawking
It's called unplugged 🤣
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
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Why did stephen Hawking make it to heaven? He couldn't make it up the stairs.
I wonder if stephan hawking heard the song gangsters paradise oh shit he can't
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking. He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
Is it just me or are magnets really attractive?