Why did a school shooter get banned of a game server?
He was caught aimboting.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
I don't understand why when I went to the shooting range today the police came, like bro I always go to elementary schools
:popular girl. Sorry iM lAtE. :teacher. Why are u late! :girl. I NeEd My BueAty SleEp :Nerd. Well u might need to hibernate because u ain’t pretty
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day do a school shooting they will think it’s a joke 😃
Are you a school because I want to shoot kids inside you.
Little johnnys teacher asks him "Johnny ,do you pray before you eat?" little johnny says "I dont need to, my mum makes good food.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first think I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
What do call of duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke ur a god)
little johnny was late to class the teacher ask him where was he little johnny said i was on top of marry hill the a kid comes late to class and also said he was on marry hill then a little girl thats about 4 or 5 comes in the teacher ask who are you she said IM MARRY HILL
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans, Because what are they going to do, tell there parents
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.
when i get home from school i always lay on my floor crying and wishing i was deid.
when you are sitting out side at school and this boy come up to you with a rock in his hand and says do you know where mrs stewrt is at
When your at school and you have to wipe your ass but it only one ply... Your finger breaks through... mmm Finger lickin good
There is this girl at school and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?" Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled "16!"
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test
And that's what made him go down in history
“Twins sitting in class” Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
