School supplies jokes
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 馃槓馃槕馃槕
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
At an school 馃彨 what is your school's name?
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.