School supplies

School Supplies Jokes

You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."