School supplies jokes
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 馃槓馃槕馃槕
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
like this if you don't like school.
Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.
I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.