School supplies jokes
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 馃槓馃槕馃槕
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.