School shootings jokes
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
I'm in school shooting. #USA
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"
