School shootings jokes
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"
When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
