School shootings jokes
When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
One of the students reported a school shooting. That fucking snitch...
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast? A Sandy Hooker
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar? They never get old.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.