School shootings jokes
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised to see that the news reported a school shooting there. I still don't know who snitched...
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, "What is a tragedy?"
One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "If my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy."
A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says, "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!"
"Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
*School shooting happens* Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk* American student: "First time?"
Why are school shooting jokes so funny? Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"