School shootings jokes
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.