School shootings jokes

*School shooting happens.*

Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*

American student: "First time?"

Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"

American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?

A school shooting.

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?

A school shooting.

So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”

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    • Why are school shootings branded “very American”?

    1. They usually happen in the USA.

    2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.

    I never understood school shooting jokes.

    I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.

    TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

    Father: Guns cause all these problems!

    Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

    Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

    POV there’s a school shooting.

    American: First time, European?

    European: Yeah, you American?

    American: No, not my first time.

    I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.

    Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.

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    • Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

    Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.

    Students: Hiding under desk.

    Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!

    School shooting happens:

    Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.

    American student: “First time?”

    The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."

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