So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
School Shootings Jokes
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
