Saturn jokes
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."