Saturn jokes
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.