"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Saturn Jokes
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
