Sans

Sans jokes

Hand

  • I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.

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  • Insult

  • Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.

    Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.

    Sans: Kid, I will kill you.

    Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!

    Impasta

  • What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!

    PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?

    SANS: What?

    PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!

    SANS: Good one.

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  • Papyrus

  • Ooh! I know a joke!

    (Papyrus) What is it?

    (Sans) Knock knock!

    (Papyrus) Uh... who's there?

    (Sans) Sans

    (Papyrus) Sans who?

    (Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!

    (Papyrus)

    Skeleton

  • Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.

    PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.

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  • Rain

  • Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Bone

  • Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.

    Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.

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  • Bone

  • Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.

    Sans: I am doing something.

    Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?

    Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.

    Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.

    Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.

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  • Ball

  • Papyrus: Well come to the underground.

    Sans: How was your falls?

    Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.

    Sans: Give me your balls!

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  • Skeleton

  • Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

    Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?

    Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!

    Skeleton

  • *sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.

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  • Skeleton

  • Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?

    Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!

    Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.

    Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

    Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.

    Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait

    Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • Pillow

  • Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.

    Couple

  • A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?

    The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.

    The gay couple was still packing their shit.

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  • Guy

  • So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

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