Sans Jokes

first human comes. sans: that was pun intued

I want a serie too, that will be SANS-tastic

Sans: What I am using? ... A trom-bone

Sans: What do you have there? Frisk: A KNIFE! Sans: NOO!!!

few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." 7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he was sans and to lazy to get his butt off the couch.

Sans: wow. seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!

Sans: why didn't the skeleton not go to the party? Papyrus: because they looked like me? Sans:... Sure

what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans

What does an imouto ride? Onii-san.

Wanna know what is offensive? idk ask feminist (sans undertale)

*sans*:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone

Why does sans say I got a bone to pick with you?

Because he needs to pick your balls

So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. Credit to Sans (undertale)