Salad jokesAdd jokeBestNewestSSeizure saladAnonymous · 9 years agoWhat do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.TomatoAnonymous · 9 years agoWhy did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.BabyAnonymous · 12 years agoWhat's the difference between a baby and a salad?Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.PreviousNext1234Crisp jokesTomato jokesCucumber jokesAvocado jokesOlive Oil jokesPriest jokesAll categories
SSeizure saladAnonymous · 9 years agoWhat do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
BabyAnonymous · 12 years agoWhat's the difference between a baby and a salad?Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
