Those rape alarms give you a headache don't they?
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes
When is a rapist safe around children? When his plans are oven ready
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant. So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover it's called flying through the windshield and the song's name is crossing the street
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off
why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire? Cuz he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
My favourite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors
1+1=3 If you dont use a condom
what did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? Safe life repair, safe life replace!
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
I was riding a bike with no helmet I went and went with no helmet until.............I broke my head with no helmet on
me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies
What get's hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs.... A seatbelt
