What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair
What do you call a Russian pharmacist? 'Ivan Astichestykov,
What do you call a Russian man with three balls? 'Whodya nikabollokov'
what is a Russian joke
something that will be funny for Russian people
why did the russian cross the road?
to get to the other side
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian
Have you heard about the new russian std? Rottsmikokov
One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closest. Being a Pedo. When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa she beat the hell outta him.
Serves him right.
I like this Russian girl but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka
There's is this cute russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once We had sex afterwards even though she lost
you want to know the bad thing? only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette
If you bet on Russian roulette even if you win you still lose
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland. what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European
A three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat will be closed.
Stranger 3: how to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: you can't!
Stranger 2: you can
Stranger 3: how?
Stranger 2: by using the same idea of russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff but the difference that he can sleep and he will have a food for 30 days and toilet too.
Stranger 3: great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: you all gays are evil monsters
Stranger 2: i think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy let's try this experi-
(the chat has been closed by stranger 1)
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive,slipped,and said, "oh shit".
What do you call a Russian Prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch
An american is touring the Soviet union. A russian takes him to a school so he can see what its like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The american asks whats wrong and he cries "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
