Rushmore jokes

What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

What mountain do people like to race on?

Mount Rushmore.

Get it?

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.