Rushmore jokes
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Richmond
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.