Rushmore jokes

What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

What mountain do people like to race on?

Mount Rushmore.

Get it?

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".

But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.