Rushmore jokes
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
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Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
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I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.