Royal jokes
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
Memes
FUCK YEA
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
"Gotta number one victory royale."
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.
For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!