Royal jokes
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
"Gotta number one victory royale."
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?
A feline.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.