Royal Family

Royal Family Jokes

Chess

Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?

Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.

Wheelchair

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?

Rolls Royce.

Death

What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.

Queen Elizabeth

This joke is unavailable due to the National Period of Mourning. Please return to this page on the 19th of September.

R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.

Prince

At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.

Chessboard

Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?

Because it looks like a kitchen floor.

Orphan

Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?

Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.

Carnival

Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?

Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.

Princess Diana

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.

Death

Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?

How do you think Princess Diana died?

...Too soon?

Princess Diana

How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...