Rough Jokes

why are girls and rocks so alike? if there flat they get skipped.

I was having sex with my girl and she said she likes it rough so i socked her in the face.

My Dad was mowing the grass today, I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You looks like if sweatpants were a person.

motar is like a womans fanny the more you play with it the wetter it gets

my tutor just said this quote of 2k18 ^^^

pontypool is rough

So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like your having a rough day, tell me about it?"

The man then stood up and became mario