Rosy jokes

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?

One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.

Why do planets circle the sun?

'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!

Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.