Rosy jokes

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

Why do planets circle the sun?

'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.