Rosy jokes

What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?

One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

Why do planets circle the sun?

'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.