What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place
D'jahear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock? A rock can break a glass celing.
What's got 9 arms and sucks
Def Leppard
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
A horse a fox and a bunny join together and make a rock band they started doing tiny gigs but they got famous and went on tour they all got so famous it went to their heads and the band disbanded the fox made his and bunny made her own the horse was sad that the band was no more so he went to a bar and the bartender asked why the long face
What is Steven hawkins favorite song? Highway To hell
What was Steven Hawking favorite genre of music? Rock and Roll.
I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.
Geology rocks!
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow
[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
[Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus]
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater
Nickelback
I'm Gay
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.