Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
Robin Williams’ death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed)
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
What did Batman say to robin before getting in the batmobile?
"Get in the batmobile!"
BUH DUM TISh
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.
