You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You looks like if sweatpants were a person.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
I dont shut up I grow up and when I see you I throw up.
my brother said bruh why you so ugly plus why do you stink. me: is that supposed to be a roast i got one for you. why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother in stead of her stomach you came out of her butt that's why you were born with brown spots on your head thats her poop you stupid fuckface. my friends: ouch thats got ta hurt.
My roasts aren't funny at least this shit gets me money
Im black when a a cop see's me he shoots
Roses are red vilots are blue a face like yours bo in a zoo dont worry ill be there with you but not in the cage but laughing at you
When you step on the scales it says to be confined
Mom shut up me I don't shut up I grow up when I look at you I throw up
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub
I would roast you but your already so hot.
you think people with glasess are smart but they fail the eye doter test
Whats the difference between a boomerang and your dad... Boomerangs come back.
Don’t mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
Your mum so fat that when she look in the mirror, the mirror cracked
Me: roasts my annoying cousin. Everyone at the barbecue...
When someone says: your are a mistake. say the only mistake I see is right in front of me.
Girlfriend:Babe what do yo think of our love? Me:Look at the stars in the sky Girlfriend:aww... it’s infinity right? Me:No,it’s a waste of time. Girlfriend:I’m breaking up with you. Me:Whatever when I take out the trash I think of you
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowed the prices
i would like to call you as dumb as a rock but they can hold a door open
