Joke

Yo mama so fat that it took 3 women to birth her.

Yo mama so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.

Yo mama so fat that when she was born she gave the whole entire hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat that when she was walking down the aisle her wedding dress ripped.

Yo mama so fat that it took 3 men to help conceive you.

Yo mama so fat that it took 7 men to help her give birth to you.

Yo mama so fat that every time she uses the toilet it breaks.