You’re so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

if I had a face like yours I would sue my parents

If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence

Oh he. Uuhgggyuuuhhhgg

Your moms so fat, when she sat on walmart, she lowered the prices!

One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see “hot dog” but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."

Becky: Rob you’re so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid! Rob: …BECKY :3

me and my friend roasting each other, friend: you look like a baboon, me: stop talkin you look likea gorilla so i might call animal control on you and ill be seeing you at the zoo!

The Bigfoots had a campfire one Bigfoot Asked what sould we roast next the other Repiled maybe a penis and a girl 👩🏻

Bully: nobody loves you Me: aww it must have hurt when your mom told you that.

Just to get things straight I’m NOT I REPEAT NOT RACIST but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.

Bully: your skin is so black and ugly.( for the 5th time ) Me: I’m so happy you love my skin color! Bully: ew no I don’t! Me: then why do you keep talking about it?

I would slap you but that would be animal abuse (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ)

bully: your mom gay me: there something on your chin bully: where me: no, on your fourth one

your mama so fat the flash died half way running around her

I was camping with my buddy and there was a fire we were roasting marrsmelows and there was a vine and tripped on it and went penis first into the fire and I said well there goes your children stupid ass

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn’t do it so instead he clapped her out of the world.

When every you wanna roast a orphan say -yo mamma-

Bully…you such an asshole. Me… Acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger

Friend. Do you think she likes me. Me… Yah. friend… Really😀😀😀. Me… hell no. Friend…😥😓😫😭😭😭😭😭😭 you did not have to be so honest.