Newest Roast Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job

Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims Because they've already been roasted

You’re so ugly I can see why your dad left now

Ur mom so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory

Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members

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All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.

The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.

Ur so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye"

Ur so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction (joke from the internet)

joe mama roast

Tell me 10 best yo-mama jokes
1. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow
raincoat, people shout "taxi!"
2. Yo mama is so old, when she was in school,
history was called current events.
3. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a
bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
4. Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to
pay attention.
5. Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies.
6. Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of
her.
7. Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a spoon to
the Super Bowl.
8. Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-income
family is where your spouse works two jobs.
9. Yo mama is so clumsy, she could trip over a
cordless phone.
10. Yo mama is so slow, when she ran the 100-
meter dash, she finished in the next Olympics.

WHEN YOUR MOM ROAST
OU IN FRONT OF YOUR SQUA
com

bully:shut up me:i dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i thorth up

does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to mars holy fucking shit

“no towers? :(“ no queen? :(

egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, mf look like a damn balloon. call me kobe cause im finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo parents. mr clean, bootleg saitama lookin ass mfer. no hair? :(