Roast Beef jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

It's easy to roast beef.

One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.

One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.

I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."

"It's a strip steak, sir."

"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"

What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!

Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.