Retainer jokes

What’s the difference between women and cars?

At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.

What is the difference between women and cars?

At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.

What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.

Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?

Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!