Retainer jokes
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Hollow Knight Meme
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
Like if you know someone is emo.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.