Retainer jokes
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Hollow Knight Meme
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Retards.
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.